• March 24:   8:00 PM -- Paisley Violin, 1030 NW Grand Avenue. I'll be sharing the evening with Alden Powers and others! Come join us!
• March 25:   Encanto Park Phoenix Folk Festival. 15the Avenue, just south of Thomas Rd. Free! I'll be playing on the ballroom stage in the clubhouse from 4:30 - 5:00. Hope to see you there!
• March 31:   7:00 PM -- Into the Bean, 1710 W. Southern, Mesa. Right across the street from MCC! ALL YOU EASTSIDERS NEED TO COME! SEE YOU THERE!
• April 5:   8:00 PM -- The Trunk Space, just north of the Grand Avenue/15th Ave/Roosevelt collision. Description: I will be the Musical Guest in "Grand Avenue Live," a live talk show! More info: www.myspace.com/grandavelive.
• April 11:   8:00 -- Grand and Polk Streets, Phoenix. $5.00. I will be participating in a reader's theatre production entitled "Sex Scenes," by Polly Frost. More info at www.pollyfrost.com.
• April 20:   8:00 -- Fiddler's Dream, 17th Street and Glendale. $3.00. Two other acts as well! I'm playing second set.
• September 25:   Private Party.

Buy My CDs at CDBABY.COM! Now all you people who like to use credit cards to buy CDs from total strangers can link to my CD via CDBaby.com! To buy "Something to Sell at my Gigs," just click this link:  cdbaby.com/tuerff. To buy "But Wait...There's More!" just click here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/tuerff2

• If you use PayPal for ebay and the like, you can now use it to buy my CDs, too! My account for PayPal is ttuerff@aol.com.
• Also, Stinkweeds Records, just west of Central on Camelback is now selling my CDs! Look for them in the "Local Interest" section.
• Come by the house, come to a gig, or:
• Send a check for $15 (+$2 postage) plus your name, address and an e-mail address (if you have it), plus the name of the CD you wish to purchase, to:
  Tuerff Productions
  3013 W. Tonopah Dr.
  Phoenix, AZ 85027
• You can also buy my stuff at these fine online and festival-oriented locations:
  The AMAZ Store
  Random Factors
  Radio Free Phoenix

THE TWO-FER-ONE, GET-'EM-OUT-OF-MY-GARAGE SPECIAL:

If you buy both CDs from me directly, I will sell them to you for the bargain price of $25 -- you save five bucks! And still just $2 extra for postage, because I'm a nice guy.

I'm I-Tuneable!:   Yes, that's right, both of my albums are now available for downloading at iTunes! Carry me around in your iPod. Bizarre...

PLUS:   You can download my first CD (and my new one soon) at www.emusic.com!

ALSO AVAILABLE AT:   Stinkweeds Records, on Camelback Road in Phoenix, just west of Central Avenue. (Look in the local artists section.) Hastings Music, Books, Etc., Flagstaff (In the comedy section)

JUNE 2001:  "FIRST HOUSE IS A HIT WITH DR. D!"

I've been getting airplay on the Dr. Demento show! The good Dr. liked my song "First House" enough to play it on his March 4, 2001 show. By the first week of April, it was on his show again, as # 5 on the FUNNY FIVE!  "First House" has continued to climb the charts, and on June 3rd, it reached NUMBER ONE on the FUNNY FIVE!

Wow! My thanks to whoever is out there calling and requesting it! 

JANUARY 2001: My CDs are now available! "Something to Sell at My Gigs" is my first CD and I'm really proud of it! Includes "Little Star Treks," "Catholic Guilt," "Baby Boomer" and lots of other songs to annoy your friends with!


REVIEWS FOR "SOMETHING TO SELL AT MY GIGS": 

• "Knocked me out of my chair..." -- Larry Berger, Saturday Light Brigade, WYEP-FM Pitsburgh 
• "I laughed from the very beginning!" -- Kendall Marshall, KLLY radio, Bakersfield, CA